Go to a head shop like 'High Times', 'ZigZag', "Bizarre Bazaar' and straight up ask the cashier: "I need to pass a drug test"... They are always ready to provide an assortment of remedies. Ive even asked at GNC stores and they are ready with an answer, dont worry ur never the first haha.

*When I was a 'few times a week smoker', I got offered a job one morning on the spot, that wanted me to drug test later that afternoon. Now I had just smoked blunts the previous day. I told him I was busy later, but free tomorrow. I went to GNC and was recommended a big red-labeled detox drink (60$).

>>>Directions:
Last smoke has to be 48hours before test. (I went Exactly 48 hours from blunt in mouth to piss in cup)
Chug detox 2 hours before test.
Try to urinate a few times before going to the test.
Diluted my urine enough and I passed :thumbsup:

*Now more recently an 'all the time smoker' I had a 17$ an hour job want me to drug test. Went to High Times and was given a small bottle(size of Xtra small elmer glue bottle) of synthetic piss (40$).

>>>Directions:
Keep the bottle next to hip (tight underwear) where it can absorb body heat (30mins should be good).
Also Comes with a 3in by 3in thin adhesive heating pad that activates when opened. Stopped at a gas station next to the clinic, stuck the pad to the bottle, back in underwear, and went to the clinic.
Passed:thumbsup:
SmokeMyPiece Reviewed by SmokeMyPiece on . Failed test after 70 days; any advice please? Kinda shocked Hello everyone, I know this question is redundant... but I need a little help please. I'm a 42 year year old happily married woman, NO KIDS (YESSSS!) weigh about 215, 5' 4" and I have been going to pain management for about 4 years because I have 2 prolapsed (burst and leaking) lumbar (lower back discs), a 4 inch cyst growing ON my spinal cord in my middle back, which is slowly leading to paralysis, and degenerative disc disease in my neck that makes my hands numb and causes me to drop Rating: 5