How I Passed my test this morning

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Took a drop for probation last week and passed and thought i would be in the clear for at least a couple weeks so I decided to smoke a little bit. Well my test was last wed. so i smoked wed, thur, fri, sat, sun, and even monday. Tuesday morning i get a call from my probation officer and i need to come down for a random screen either during the day on tuesday or at 830am sharp on wednesday (today). I start freaking out thinking i have pretty much no chance to pass. I started drinking water furiously at around 11am on tuesday morning and continued to drink water through out the day. Heres a timeline of everything.

Smoked 6 straight days, last time being Monday night at 10pm
Tuesday @ 850am - call from PO
10am - called my buddy and asked him if he had any detox
11am - started drinking a lot of water
5pm - contined drinking water and walked to CVS and bought the following: Bayer, Vitamin B, and a box of orange jello
6pm - took some aspirin and contined drinking water
9pm - started drinking alcohol. bloody marys to be exact. also drank water in between
11pm - went to a bar and had a few beers and some water
Wednesday 1am - left bar, went back to friends for more bloody marys
3am - started doing shots of whiskey chased with apple juice
430am - last shot of whiskey and chased with apple juice, filled up my water bottle and started walking home
5am - stopped at mcdonalds on the way and had a Egg McMuffin with no cheese
530am - set my alarms for 630 so i could wake up and drink water and jello
9am - wake up to a phonecall from my PO and hes pissed and he asks me where i am. I tell him overslept and im on my way
902am - fill up 20oz bottle with water and mix in jello packet and chug.
905am - take 2 vitamin B pills and wash down with another bottle of water
910am - take a piss
915am - hop on the bus to go see my PO
930am - get to court house and take a piss in the bathroom and head upstairs to his office
945am - PO asks me if i am ready to pee and i tell him no. he says i can go to the drinking fountain out in the hall if i need to so i went and had some more water and then went to the bathroom again
1015am - po comes out and asks me if i am ready and i tell him i can try
1020am - go into bathroom with my PO and he watches me pee into an instant drug test. all of the lines showed up so i passed, but my PO said that the THC line was lighter than all the others so i must have THC in my system or something, i tell him thats bullshit and that i passed the test and just says okay and lets me go.

WHEWWW! smoked 6 days in a row and only had 40 hours between the last time i smoked and my drug test. so stoked, but i definitely do not want to cut it close like that again so i am planning on stopping until my probation is up in august

digginx Reviewed by digginx on 06-01-2011. How I Passed my test this morning Took a drop for probation last week and passed and thought i would be in the clear for at least a couple weeks so I decided to smoke a little bit. Well my test was last wed. so i smoked wed, thur, fri, sat, sun, and even monday. Tuesday morning i get a call from my probation officer and i need to come down for a random screen either during the day on tuesday or at 830am sharp on wednesday (today). I start freaking out thinking i have pretty much no chance to pass. I started drinking water Rating: 5

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I should add that I am thin with a high metabolism - 5'11" 137lbs

[Burnt Toast]

What made you passed was the copius amounts of fluids youve drank (in the hours leading up to the U/A), which diluted the THCA concentration that was present in your bladder to where the urine sample registered below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen. The jello mix played no role in making you pass. If your story is indeed true, you wouldve passed anyway just on the fluid-loading alone and without the jello mix to go with it.

[webdox]

You could have saved a bunch of keystrokes and stated:

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