what's the best quote about weed ever heard ?

[Dutch Pimp]

"if you don't cough...you don't get off"-Justified

[rollzone]

hello.
"Dave's not here."
"Hey man, do you wanna smoke some weed?"
Chong

[iluv420]

"we can't stop here, this is bat country!"
-Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las vegas

[NHAinWV]

Man made beer .... God made pot ... who do you trust? - Unknown

[LuLzBoaT]

Me friend David 3 years ago....." Have you ever hit a Hash Bell my friend?"

[Dutch Pimp]

"if you don't cough....you don't get off"

[GaGrown]

Gas,Grass or Ass... No Free Rides!

[williboy]

That is The one that comes to mind for me too, but I also like, "Weed will get ya through times of no money better than money will through times of no weed"

[painretreat]

"Any Pot is better than no Pot at all!" Lanny Swerdlow, R.N. MPP (South. Calif.)

[williboy]

I say, "Remember when 'going to pot' was a bad thing?"