> " . . . Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal."
Yup, spot on, no argument here!
As for botanical techniques and all that, I like the concept of a screen or mesh to "train" the plants to create a sort of bonsai bush approach to growing. I was already contemplating how to get the plants to be low and squat, spreading out horizontally instead of vertically, but I haven't seen this screen setup before. I'll try this on at least a couple of plants to see how this works.