my favorite conspiracy theory is the 19 freedom hating hijackers who managed to warn administration members not to fly, made record put options anonymously (impossible!), and evaded our air defense as they sat there helpless (while also running a drill of exactly what was happening as it was happening, even though no one ever knew such a thing could happen!) for as long as they did.

those are some real good tinpot flotsam and jetsam terrorists there. all commanded by their leader who hides in caves!