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    #1
    Junior Member

    exorcising Demons

    So this might sound crazy but i think my bong is possessed...

    The story: there had been some drama about my girlfriend getting me a bong for my bday in august... And more drama at xmas time... i had some friends in from out of town and was going to get one when an argument broke out and she finally revealed she had gotten me one.
    So the bong was borne out of chaos now every time we hit it... we both get paranoid thinking were going to have a heart attack....
    Anyone?
    akleykid Reviewed by akleykid on . exorcising Demons So this might sound crazy but i think my bong is possessed... The story: there had been some drama about my girlfriend getting me a bong for my bday in august... And more drama at xmas time... i had some friends in from out of town and was going to get one when an argument broke out and she finally revealed she had gotten me one. So the bong was borne out of chaos now every time we hit it... we both get paranoid thinking were going to have a heart attack.... Anyone? Rating: 5

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    #2
    Senior Member

    exorcising Demons

    easy... give the bong away to someone you don't like and get a different one. If the problem persists, stop smoking. If you are still having drama after giving up all your vices, find a cave deep in the Himalayas to live in as a hermit where hopefully the world will leave you alone. Oh... and take a defibrillator with you so you don't have to worry about heart attacks.

    Guru Emmie

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    #3
    Junior Member

    exorcising Demons

    Geeze... great advise .... Thanks

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    #4
    Member

    exorcising Demons

    One: Stop being so superstitious
    Two: The only way to exercise (no pun intended) a bong is to smoke more weed out of it

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    #5
    Senior Member

    exorcising Demons

    Quote Originally Posted by akleykid
    Geeze... great advise .... Thanks
    1) You're over analyzing the situation - ever here the quote "sh*t happens"

    2) When I'm SOFAKING Stoned, I feel like I may have a heart attack too....

    3) You need to realize that you would be FAMOUS, to be the FIRST EVER, in HISTORY, to have a heart attack because of Cannabis.....

    4) Smoke less and the effects won't be as intense....

    5) You need to crawl before you run, lightweightimp:......

    Happy 420!!!

    CGI::::::

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    #6
    Member

    exorcising Demons

    Get a defibrillator implant. They only go for about 75,000 US and you can wear it anywhere. Or you can stop overmedicating.

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