Quote Originally Posted by mellow mood
fuck man i tried with my girlfriend. didnt work but she ahd an orgasm. damn that was fun!!!
i also tried it with my girlfriend. and it also didnt work. so i pimp slapped her and sent her to the kitchen to fix me up a sandwich. when she brought it to me, i picked it up and threw it on the ground, pimp slapped her yet again and told her to make another one.

sometimes i'll wonder if shes really dating me for the money..... then i go and pimp slap her.