You know you're a stoner when the ashtrays to your right and the dog is to your left and you thump your ashes on the dog.
You're a stoner when the guy next door asks if you have the morning paper and you hand him a zig-zag.

Just a couple. lol
katisse Reviewed by katisse on . you know you're a stoner when.... You know you're a stoner when You sense a strange mystical union of minds whenever you see the number 420 You know you're a stoner when you're a mile from your destination, yet you decide to burn one anyway. You're really a stoner when you use pot to come down rather than to get high. You know you're a stoner when you spend 10 minutes looking for your lighter only to find it's in the same hand as the pipe. You know you're a stoner when you smoke dope before a job interview. Rating: 5