you know you're a stoner when....

[Miss Goody Two Shoes]

You know you're a stoner when
You sense a strange mystical union of minds whenever you see the number 420

You know you're a stoner when you're a mile from your destination, yet you decide to burn one anyway.

You're really a stoner when you use pot to come down rather than to get high.

You know you're a stoner when you spend 10 minutes looking for your lighter only to find it's in the same hand as the pipe.

You know you're a stoner when you smoke dope before a job interview.

You know you're a stoner when every story begins"....man, this one time i was tripping so hard..."

You know you're a stoner when the beginning of your plan involves two joints, two bonghits, and two bowls

you're definately a stoner when you just had the greatest night of your life after eating 15 grams of cubensis, and while the sun is just coming up, you decide it's best to eat another 15 grams.

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if your a teenager
you know you're a stoner when every bottle or tube you see, your mind contemplates how it can be best fashioned into a bong or pipe

check out my new chocolate-milk-carton ball-point-pen bong
uh huh huh
it's chocolatey
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I think that tree was tryin' to tell me somethin'


I KNOW the bird was
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you know you're a stoner when you just ate two peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, a banana, a twix bar, glass of milk, handful of doritos, and you're STARVING TO DEATH!
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you know you're a stoner when you wake up at 2 am realizing you've passed out on the couch in front of the tv
and on your way to the bedroom you take a few rips from the pipe
only to fall unconscious in bed 10 seconds later
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you know you're a stoner when your lighter runs out
you go for the other lighter, and it doesn't work either
and you can't find any matches because of last time this happened

let's huddle round the stove, this is important

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you know the dude is a stoner if somewhere on his body he has a tattoo of the word
OZZY
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hey everyone, it's 8:40 at my house
that means we need to get twice as stoned
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its 2:10
that means we can only get half as stoned this time
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you know you're a stoner when the dude sends you a spore print of Astoria Ossip that is so blank and smudged it's useless, but you try to use it anyway.
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you know you're a stoner when you're smokin' moldy weed


the mold just makes is better dude!
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you know you're a stoner when sometimes you just unconsciously pass the pipe to your dog
then you laugh because its funny
then you're quiet and self conscious because you're mind is slipping
then you laugh again because the dog knows what's going on and wishes he could smoke
then you're quiet again because its crazy that you can read the dogs mind
then you laugh and give old fodge a hug
take another toke


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you know you're a stoner when you finish your bong load, and all the water is gone.

you know you're a stoner when you hide your bong behind something that's clear.

you know you're a stoner when you try to smoke a cashed bowl

Miss Goody Two Shoes Reviewed by Miss Goody Two Shoes on 05-01-2005. you know you're a stoner when.... You know you're a stoner when You sense a strange mystical union of minds whenever you see the number 420 You know you're a stoner when you're a mile from your destination, yet you decide to burn one anyway. You're really a stoner when you use pot to come down rather than to get high. You know you're a stoner when you spend 10 minutes looking for your lighter only to find it's in the same hand as the pipe. You know you're a stoner when you smoke dope before a job interview. Rating: 5

[StarcommanderX]

uh....right. now for my own: *ahem* you know youre a stoner when you begin menstrating at the age of five, and your a male!!!

[Looker]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Looker]

No this time I was laughing at you, Miss Goody two shoes...

Oh BTW avatar is from a TV show called "Lazy Town"...

My five year old loves that show I think I got her the DVD of it or something

[ezjim]

that was good thanx

[Mojavpa]

you know you're an addicted loser when all of the above describes you

[StarcommanderX]

you know youre a shroomer when you sacrifice a weekend knee-deep in cow poo trying to find shrooms.

[mellow mood]

u know your a stoner when u just smoked 2 bowls of good hash, than a 2G joint of hash and coke, with beer, than u come back at your home to check whats new at cannabis.com.


hahahahahha peace guys

[woneightythree]

you know your a stoner when you come home from smoking 2 vaporiser bowls and 3 snaps out of my bong just to see whats on cannabis.com

[2600]

you know you're an addicted loser when all of the above describes you

(Apr-24-2005, 02:12)

Yeah, I've thought about quitting. But there are too many other things I have to quit first, like watching stupid reality TV shows and spending countless hours downloading porn.

Sorry man, I had to burn you w/that one lol. So catch me in chat some night Mojavpa, after midnight or so houston time (go rox!).