Quote Originally Posted by StarcommanderX
attention from people i dont even know over the internet is exactly what i need!!! but pity is something i absolutely do NOT need. to tell the truth, some of my stories are half truths and some of them are totally not true. (it should be obvious) but to get to the point, my stories are meant to entertain people, even if its a couple out of a thousand. enough of that, i gotta catch the "I Love Lucy" marathon on nick at nite!!!!! that is after i take a shit in my grandmother's bath tub ( my grandma is taking a bubble bath, as she usually does on weekend nights....or weeknights....nights of the weekend...sunday nights.... so while she leaves the bubble things in the bath to soak and create bubbles, im going to leave her a nice surprise! she'll freak out when she finds out! )
I still pity. Someday you'll grow up.
GreenGaucho Reviewed by GreenGaucho on . pissed in my pants the other day i smoked an eigth of the chronic in one sitting. while watching re-runs of "Cheers" i started pissing myself for no reason (i had just gone to the bathroom) and was like "shit!". after a while i just forgot about it and fell asleep in my piss. then i woke up with shit all over my face!!! and up my nose!!! and some in my ears!!! CAN ANYONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME???!!!! p.s. im pretty sure its not because of my legal insanity or poor eyesight, so Rating: 5