I drank my coffee on the toilet today...It's a very weird feeling, having something shoot out of you while at the same time you're gulping down a hot cup o' joe.
Dark Seraph Reviewed by Dark Seraph on . pissed in my pants the other day i smoked an eigth of the chronic in one sitting. while watching re-runs of "Cheers" i started pissing myself for no reason (i had just gone to the bathroom) and was like "shit!". after a while i just forgot about it and fell asleep in my piss. then i woke up with shit all over my face!!! and up my nose!!! and some in my ears!!! CAN ANYONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME???!!!! p.s. im pretty sure its not because of my legal insanity or poor eyesight, so Rating: 5