pissed in my pants

[likemclever]

Sounds like you got shitfaced .... happens to everybody. At least you weren't knee deep in shit. That can be a tough shituation.

fucking hilarious

[GreenGaucho]

attention from people i dont even know over the internet is exactly what i need!!! but pity is something i absolutely do NOT need. to tell the truth, some of my stories are half truths and some of them are totally not true. (it should be obvious) but to get to the point, my stories are meant to entertain people, even if its a couple out of a thousand. enough of that, i gotta catch the "I Love Lucy" marathon on nick at nite!!!!! that is after i take a shit in my grandmother's bath tub ( my grandma is taking a bubble bath, as she usually does on weekend nights....or weeknights....nights of the weekend...sunday nights.... so while she leaves the bubble things in the bath to soak and create bubbles, im going to leave her a nice surprise! she'll freak out when she finds out! )

I still pity. Someday you'll grow up.

[Darkneon420]

Lmao, very funny shit! TOKE ON!!!!!

[Reefer Rogue]

I love these kind of threads

[Hektik]

the other day i smoked an eigth of the chronic in one sitting. while watching re-runs of "Cheers" i started pissing myself for no reason (i had just gone to the bathroom) and was like "shit!". after a while i just forgot about it and fell asleep in my piss. then i woke up with shit all over my face!!! and up my nose!!! and some in my ears!!! CAN ANYONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME???!!!! p.s. im pretty sure its not because of my legal insanity or poor eyesight, so you guys can rule those out.

don't worry man, it happens to everyone. twice a week for me

[Stedric]

I love these kind of threads

Star Commander's immature ones? Or the ones where we all make a bunch of bad puns? I love the bad puns.

[Reefer Rogue]

Usually they're the same thread.

[Satovan]

Man, why do people bitch when they see immature shit? People should try to take a break from the stress of their adult lives and revert back to simple childhood good times and have a laugh at the absurd from time to time. It's no harm, and what more do you expect from an internet message board?

[StarcommanderX]

Man, why do people bitch when they see immature shit? People should try to take a break from the stress of their adult lives and revert back to simple childhood good times and have a laugh at the absurd from time to time. It's no harm, and what more do you expect from an internet message board?

when i want to savor those old childhood memories, i whip out the old playboys and hustlers, and reminesce back to high school, with a bottle of vaseline and a box of kleenex near by!!!!

[Dutchmaster]

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA