moderators are like the police ... they enforce the rules, they wear blue uniforms, and if you break the rules then they take a club and beat your head in until other mods rush over to join in and break your legs, and your arms, then they handcuff you and take your weed.

Maybe not the part about the clubbing or taking your weed. I don't know. I'm not sure what a moderator does. I heard somewhere that they were online prostitutes.