Test in a week. Does the fact that I have high triglycerides make a difference?

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I guess my main question is, since I have such a high fat content (horribly high LDL cholesterol and triglycerides) in my bloodstream will I be able to dilute enough to pass?

Without knowing how high the THCA concentration is that is present in your bladder, nobody can give you an answer to that. Have you been testing yourself and coming up "dirty" (using the first urination of the day)?

You would have to obtain a few THC test kits and do a couple of practice runs with dilution in order to determine if youre able to dilute enough to pass.

Keep in mind though that dilution techniques (in any configuration) can backfire if the THCA concentration in the bladder is too high. For most longtime daily users, it would be virtually impossible to dilute that concentration enough without overdiluting and sending up the red flags at the lab.