can you answer these questions?

[Rusty Trichome]

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

I was hoping you were going to ask this. (actually...I was expecting it)

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

You still have to pay the ticket for driving without your headlights lights on.
Unless you did this during the day...

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

They fight free doms. The dom maker's union hires thugs to keep people from giving dom's away like government pensions... (sorry...watching too much news lately)

What's a jumbo shrimp?

About $9.00 a pound.

Can blind people see their dreams?

Only if they turn the volume up...

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why donâ??t they make the whole plane out of it?

Makers of the black box still have the patent, and if they shared that patent, the company would go out of business due to lack of need.

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Perhaps some Listerine would remedy this for ya.

What do you call male ballerinas?

Well, breaking it down...ball-erina's (male body part followed by erina's) are female, so a male one would have to have something beginning with a female body part and ending in -erina's I guess. Perhaps boob-erina's? (I self-edited the other possibilities I came up with)

No, not all male ballerina's are Virgo's. (that's what you meant, right...?

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