can you answer these questions?

**Dexter007** · 02-23-2011, 10:04 PM

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and think, "that ought to taste good"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do they call it an 'asteroid' when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a 'hemorrhoid' when it's inside your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do they call it a boxing ring when it is a square?

Dexter007 Reviewed by Dexter007 on 02-23-2011. can you answer these questions? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and think, "that ought to taste good" Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat? What do you call male ballerinas? Can blind people see their dreams? Rating: 5

**jaydee84** · 02-23-2011, 10:16 PM

this a funny one

im not answering tho lol

**Dexter007** · 02-23-2011, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by jaydee84

this a funny one

im not answering tho lol

lol

What do you call male ballerinas?-there has to be a word for them

**Dexter007** · 02-23-2011, 10:34 PM

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why donâ??t they make the whole plane out of it?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship itâ??s called cargo?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

**FLYINGHIGH2** · 02-23-2011, 10:37 PM

I can understand the cow one since women breast feed but the egg one has made me wonder for years. I was actually pondering that yesterday when I was frying up some eggs for breakfast. I don't want to offend anyone with what I think a male ballerina is called.

If a plane was made of the black box material, it would never be able to get off the ground because it would weigh too much.

**Dexter007** · 02-23-2011, 10:40 PM

lol

I don't want to offend anyone with what I think a male ballerina is called.

i hope that you are thinking what im thinking

**TANKJR** · 02-23-2011, 11:03 PM

"Gay"....you're looking for the word "gay"...I think it's ok to use it if you put it in parenthesis....LOL!

Who was the first person to eat a raw oyster? Musta been awful hungry...

Who decided crabs were good to eat?

If a man says something, and a woman is not around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Is Army Intelligence even possible?

What's a jumbo shrimp?

I love to get a buzz on and ponder these things...keeps me occupied for hours, but I'm blonde...

**Dexter007** · 02-23-2011, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by TANKJR

"Gay"....you're looking for the word "gay"...I think it's ok to use it if you put it in parenthesis....LOL!

Who was the first person to eat a raw oyster? Musta been awful hungry...

Who decided crabs were good to eat?

If a man says something, and a woman is not around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Is Army Intelligence even possible?

What's a jumbo shrimp?

I love to get a buzz on and ponder these things...keeps me occupied for hours, but I'm blonde...

"Gay"....you're looking for the word "gay"...I think it's ok to use it if you put it in parenthesis....LOL!

you said that not me

:thumbsup:

Who was the first person to eat a raw oyster? Musta been awful hungry...I AGREE

What's a jumbo shrimp?you tell me

i wanna get some i love these little youks,just allways need plenty of tic tac later

**Rusty Trichome** · 02-23-2011, 11:20 PM