If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and think, "that ought to taste good"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do they call it an 'asteroid' when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a 'hemorrhoid' when it's inside your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do they call it a boxing ring when it is a square?
Dexter007 Reviewed by Dexter007 on . can you answer these questions? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and think, "that ought to taste good" Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat? What do you call male ballerinas? Can blind people see their dreams? Rating: 5