can you answer these questions?

[Dexter007]

i use da love this thread xD lmao i fre found that by accident when i was trying da change my e-mail adress.

Dexter007 Reviewed by Dexter007 on 04-05-2012. can you answer these questions? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and think, "that ought to taste good" Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat? What do you call male ballerinas? Can blind people see their dreams? Rating: 5

[Dexter007]

Newton’s third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

[LuLzBoaT]

lol
What do you call male ballerinas?-there has to be a word for them

Ballerinos. Use google.

[Bass3rd]

lol
What do you call male ballerinas?-there has to be a word for them

They're called FAGGOTS<<

[Dexter007]

lmao Bass.lol i tought the same tho LuLzBoaT story checks out =(,,, BOOORIIING xD thats why i use firefox not google.. xD