Aye Captain.....taking her to warp 42 point 0....initiating now! Torpedoes are loaded and ready on your command, Captain!

I'm with DP and the Gypski man.....fug em all...I'll do what I want and as long as I ain't hurting nobody else, it's nobody else's biz...If I wanted a Doctor to tell me what to do, I would go see one, I have many many times in the past...but all they want to do is more surgery, cutting and scrapping and raping of my wallet and no guarantees I will ever run again...and I don't like pharmaceutical painkillers! They just make me sicker!

I know this is gonna get old, but I found an actual TRICORDER app for my new smartphone and it friggin works! Same sounds as the original Startrek ones did too! Prepare the landing party! I look for any excuse to party...