Many years ago, while drinking on an Indian Reservation, I spun out on a curve, and ended up in the sage brush laughing. Well, a non-native who lived near by called the law while we were trying to extricate the car from the desert. As par for for the course, while patting me down from behind, and squatting low to feel around my ankles... I let loose.......:lol5:

Everybody got a big laugh, and I got a ride to jail and bail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gypski Reviewed by gypski on . Cop smells weed on breath So here's the situation: Guy is taking a walk outside while smoking a J, and the J is put out when it's to the roach. As soon as it's put out and in a pocket a cop drives by. Guy gets paranoid, and slyly eats the roach when he sees the cop car drive around again and watches as it stops a little up the street. So guy is walking right past the cop car, and the cop opens the door and steps out. The conversation goes like this: Cop asks name, and address, which is promptly and politely Rating: 5