Many years ago, while drinking on an Indian Reservation, I spun out on a curve, and ended up in the sage brush laughing. Well, a non-native who lived near by called the law while we were trying to extricate the car from the desert. As par for for the course, while patting me down from behind, and squatting low to feel around my ankles... I let loose.......:lol5:

Everybody got a big laugh, and I got a ride to jail and bail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!