Are You All On Dope!?!

[BackWoodDrifter]

My dear Emmie, honey, if your just in your 30s, you can't remember a time before microwaves. JC Penny had one in the 60s at their lunch counter (wave of the future) in the shopping center about a mile and a half from where I grew up. We used to get steak sandwiches microwaved. And the old counter at Woolworths that you could get a entree or just a fountain cherry or vanilla coke.

Now, I won't spank you, just enlighten you to new knowledge!!! :lol5:

Hey Gyp yual be lucky yu be livin outside the mile of that rad radiatin hunk of radioactivity glowin piece of equipment JC Penny be runnin cause ifin yual look at the stats of tumors and hot leashion burns be reported everytime they be firin that thing up within the mile be droppin yu jaw!! LOL
She be a hotspot to this day there yual be lookin down from space station through thermal scope. Howd that sandwich taste anyways bet it was tasty

This here be a great thread to chill in thanks for the warm fire pilgrems!

BWD

[NaturalScience]

Emmie, I was thinking you were a young guy, hence my comment "Your a Winning!" I forget or don't think the opposite sex pays much attention.

Disclaimer: I like to write about precarious situations between men and women, but I am either for or against their sex.

[TANKJR]

He he he....ain't she cute? Over 30? :thumbsup: We'll always be slightly ahead of you in years, my dear! I was in Jr High when my neighbors got the first residential microwave, (1971? '72 maybe?) you were not born then, hun...it burnt hotdogs to a black crunchy charcoal in ten seconds! The first ones were way too powerful! LOL! Scared the crap out of us....we thought it was nuclear!!! :wtf: (should we be wearing lead aprons to cook these hotdogs? Did they give you some with the microwave? NO??? I'm standing back from it!!! Let's try 5 seconds...) The hot dogs literally jumped around cooking inside the dang thing! It was bigger than a regular oven too, and weighed about 200 lbs! You had to have a big kitchen counter to even consider one!

Back in the day when I was in the car biz in Dallas, I had to install a "car phone" in the owners demo caddy...it was a suitcase weighed about 150lbs that mounted in the trunk and had to have a regular type handset wired up to the front dash....took all day, and he paid like 6 grand for it (maybe half the price of the car back then!)...also in the 70's....friggin owner hovered over me all day...."ya done yet???" "NO!" "Ya done yet?" "NO!" "why not?" "It's the first one of these I've ever done! muttering cussing pullin 87 friggin wires under the carpet..."....I wanted to punch the rich bastard! :wtf:

We're just teasing you Em! We wouldn't do it if we didn't like you!

DP when I noticed your new avatar, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing!! :thumbsup::thumbsup: Great pic!

[BackWoodDrifter]

He he he....ain't she cute? Over 30? :thumbsup: We'll always be slightly ahead of you in years, my dear! I was in Jr High when my neighbors got the first residential microwave, (1971? '72 maybe?) you were not born then, hun...it burnt hotdogs to a black crunchy charcoal in ten seconds! The first ones were way too powerful! LOL! Scared the crap out of us....we thought it was nuclear!!! :wtf: (should we be wearing lead aprons to cook these hotdogs? Did they give you some with the microwave? NO??? I'm standing back from it!!! Let's try 5 seconds...) The hot dogs literally jumped around cooking inside the dang thing! It was bigger than a regular oven too, and weighed about 200 lbs! You had to have a big kitchen counter to even consider one!

Back in the day when I was in the car biz in Dallas, I had to install a "car phone" in the owners demo caddy...it was a suitcase weighed about 150lbs that mounted in the trunk and had to have a regular type handset wired up to the front dash....took all day, and he paid like 6 grand for it (maybe half the price of the car back then!)...also in the 70's....friggin owner hovered over me all day...."ya done yet???" "NO!" "Ya done yet?" "NO!" "why not?" "It's the first one of these I've ever done! muttering cussing pullin 87 friggin wires under the carpet..."....I wanted to punch the rich bastard! :wtf:

We're just teasing you Em! We wouldn't do it if we didn't like you!

DP when I noticed your new avatar, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing!! :thumbsup::thumbsup: Great pic!

Ya member the first time pilgrem be makin the mistake puttin a fork or spoon in the Mic everyone went runnin thinkin damn thing gunno BLOW!!!

BWD

[BlueBlazer]

. . . but I am either for or against their sex.

You can mark me down as for sex! :dance:

[TANKJR]

What BB said X 2! :thumbsup::thumbsup:

[BackWoodDrifter]

Yup me too be always keepin kean eye out for new tree notches! Variety be the spice of life. Oh but check fur bees first :thumbsup:

BWD

[BlueBlazer]

Yup me too be always keepin kean eye out for new tree notches! Variety be the spice of life. Oh but check fur bees first :thumbsup:

BWD

Not what you had in mind when you said, "give me a "b" job?" :S2:

[BackWoodDrifter]

Not what you had in mind when you said, "give me a "b" job?" :S2:

LMAO yual got that right BB aint the type any pilgrem be wantin to get fur sure.

BWD

[Gatekeeper777]

I used to love those Chick-O-Sticks . . . and Cherry Mashes . . . and Big Hunks . . . Anybody remember them?

I used to love Chick-O-Sticks too but since I lost my teeth the don't love me.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the ignorance of youth and teeth.:rastasmoke: