Drug test on Monday

[Burnt Toast]

This is still America and everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

This is the Cannabis.com forums and when youve registered here, you have agreed not to Spam or otherwise advertise your commercial website here! I suggest you go back and reread the rules or else you will be on the fast road to ban-land. Here, I'll save you the time:

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-- In relation to above, spamming of websites will also result in a IMMEDIATE PERMANENT BAN including in your signature

I have owned and operated sites like (commercial link removed) for the last ten years and I'm personal friends with the owner of this site.

If this was actually true, then you shouldve done the right thing for your "personal friend, the owner" and contact the owner about buying ad space.

Telling people to dilute their urine is going to end up with them minus their kids, freedom, jobs and a lot of other things.

Just what do you think you were doing? What do you think consuming magic detox drinks is?

Anytime you drink fluids (and that includes your beloved detox drink) you are diluting. Especially when your product instructs the consumer to follow up that drink with copius amounts of water. ALL detox products "work" because of the dilution factor (that is, when they do work at all). I submit that you need to do some serious listening to your own advice.

Dilution is not a safe alternative to enhanced creatine levels in urine which is what is tested for and when dilution is detected it is an automatic positive test result.

If you had done your research (instead of haunting cannabis forums to advertise your site in an effort to evade buying ad space) you would understand that labs check creatinine levels in the urine and not creatine. Thats because creatine metabolizes into creatinine. Creatinine is the end waste product that is found in urine.
And what makes you think your beloved snake oil is going to keep the creatinine cops at bay on the day of the U/A? If you had done your research and had taken biology/physiology classes (again, instead of promoting your sites for free), you would understand that it takes the body 2-3 days to metabolize creatine into creatinine. Therefore, the creatine content in your beloved elixir will do no good when the product is consumed on the day of the U/A (in which the instructions require the consumer to do).

Bottom line is that ALL detox products are nothing but a big scam to capitalize on the so-called "war on drugs" by preying upon the uninformed and credulous and taking their cash. Cannabis users are victimized enough by the so-called "war on drugs" without the vulturing detox product industry swooping down into the mix.

The drug testing forum is not your playpen, nor is it to be used as an outlet for free advertising of your commercial sites. If you want to advertise, then go about it the right way and contact the Admins about buying ad space. If this idea doesnt somehow suit you, then this place is not for you.

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Take your spamming garbage elsewhere!