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    #1
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    Very important job related test coming up - Home test positive

    Hello guys,

    I've been lurking these forums for a while but this is my 1st post.

    My wife and I used to smoke pot almost every night. It wasn't very much, just a small joint shared between the two of us, every night and the last time we did it was on the 4th of January (I believe, not 100% sure on that one but it was early Jan anyway).

    Well, I applied for a job with a really nice company and they called me the other day for an assessment, which I passed and now they're offering me a job. Obviously I've accepted their offer but the problem is they want me to take a drug test at the local hospital.

    After reading this site for a while I went out and bought a First Check THC test at CVS and took it with the first void of the day just to see.. and the results were POSITIVE.

    This really sucks. So now I'm wondering, what should I do? I don't really have a lot of friends in this area since I just moved here, and certainly wouldn't feel comfortable asking the few people I know to pee in a cup for me, but I can't afford to buy piss online either (been unemployed).

    So what should I do? They want me to pick up the order for the test today, but didn't really say I absolutely had to do it today, so I'm thinking maybe if I call them I can put it off 'til Monday. Maybe.

    Any advise will be most appreciated!

    Thank you.
    luloman Reviewed by luloman on . Very important job related test coming up - Home test positive Hello guys, I've been lurking these forums for a while but this is my 1st post. My wife and I used to smoke pot almost every night. It wasn't very much, just a small joint shared between the two of us, every night and the last time we did it was on the 4th of January (I believe, not 100% sure on that one but it was early Jan anyway). Well, I applied for a job with a really nice company and they called me the other day for an assessment, which I passed and now they're offering me a job. Rating: 5

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    #2
    Senior Member

    Very important job related test coming up - Home test positive

    Delay test until Monday. Start loading creatine tonight.

    Follow the directions in this thread skipping the aspirin part, it's outdated:

    http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...uidelines.html

    Be as lazy as you can be and eat some fatty foods to go into THCA hoarding mode over the weekend. Good luck you'll do fine.

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    #3
    Junior Member

    Very important job related test coming up - Home test positive

    I was able to delay the test but I absolutely have to take it on Monday.

    I'm gonna try to substitute. Already talked to somebody who's gonna pee in a cup for me (was embarrassing as hell asking for that but oh well).

    But at the same time, and just in-case they want me re-tested on the spot, I'm gonna try to get as clean as possible.

    Should I drink a lot of water over the weekend? Or just eat fatty stuff a lot..

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    #4
    Junior Member

    Very important job related test coming up - Home test positive

    As you will find on this site, the single most important thing is to make sure the temperature is between 90-100 degrees.

    Here's what I did on Tuesday:

    Got a 3fl bottle from pharmacy (eg CVS), the ones used for air travel. I also bought a digital thermometer and air activated hand warmer.

    Got a non-smoker friend to pee into small bottle.

    Bought a small hot coffee and put the bottle into the coffee to get the temp up. It showed about 105 degrees.

    Before going in for the test I wrapped the hand warmer around the bottle and shoved them down my tighty whiteys (do not wear boxers...the bottle could fall out).

    I had to wait about 20 minutes before being sent into the restroom, unaccompanied, to pee into a container. When in the restroom I poured the pee from the bottle into the container. The container had temperature label so I could see the temp of the pee.

    I then peed as normal into the toilet, so the lab tech could hear me. (The lab tech is supposed to check the toilet after...but mine didn't).

    The pee was a little hot so I blew on it and the temp came down to the required range.

    I buttoned up and handed the sample container to the lab tech.


    I got word today that the job I was going for was mine and I start on Tuesday.

    A couple of words of advise:

    Weary loose fitting trousers so they do not notice the bottle.
    Try not show anxiety, it may arouse their suspicions. Keep cool and don't look guilty.


    Good luck on Monday.

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    #5
    Junior Member

    Very important job related test coming up - Home test positive

    Thanks for the replies guys!

    Will it matter that my donor is a girl?

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    #6
    Senior Member

    Very important job related test coming up - Home test positive

    Nope. Gender is irrelevant. Drug testing devices only detect the presence of drug metabolites and have no ability to determine gender. Any human sample can be used as long as the donor is known to be totally drug-free and had not consumed a large amount of fluids prior to donating the urine sample to you.

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    #7
    Junior Member

    Very important job related test coming up - Home test positive

    Awesome. Thank you very much.

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    #8
    Senior Member

    Very important job related test coming up - Home test positive

    No problem. Remember, the key to a successful sub is practice.

    Practice the heating, hiding, and pouring into the cup, using warmed water as the "sample". Keep us posted of the results..

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    #9
    Junior Member

    Very important job related test coming up - Home test positive

    Oh yeah tomorrow I'm gonna buy some condoms and maybe small travel bottles if I see them. A hand warmer too if I find one, although I'm sure if I warm it up in coffee and put hide it well in my crotch it'll be enough...

    I'll be practicing a lot over the weekend.

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    #10
    Junior Member

    Very important job related test coming up - Home test positive

    Does it matter if she's on her period?

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