Quote Originally Posted by TheLevityInThis
I know i need to give you guys time to respond, but I am dying over here. Can anyone give me advice, pretty please?? :rambohead:
Taking the aspirin is old tech and no longer works in drug testing. It was used to deter the first EMIT test which has since been replaced by the EMIT II.

I'm not sure where your going with the rolaids and your liquid intake seems to be off. The dilution thread linked below my signature will give you the proper fluid intake for your UA. Although... I don't think that dilution will work for you and only random home testing will give you that answer. Given your smoking history, I think your only choice is to substitute.