Boy am I confused.

You say that you are planning on flying to NoCal. Then give us a big long essay on how not to mail drugs ... crack in the shape of cookies? really?
I got yer crack right here :S3: <--- kiss it!


Are you going to mail yourself? If you do, take a shower first so you don't smell like drugs, ok?

Actually ... I have a better question: Are you a cop?