LMAO,, Canni! That's the best advice for a new grower yet! Welcome Fdaman!

A good place to start is always at the beginning! Start downloading and reading...I'd start with the grow bible and keep going.

Here's the link you need: http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...ideos-too.html

Patience is the thing you'll need the most of...these plants don't grow the same speed the world runs at nowadays. Another good source of info is youtube. Also, learn to use the "Search" function of these forums to look for an answer before you post a question. Good Luck!