Awhile back I was chillin' at the homestead and there was a knock at the door.
I get up to see who's there, but there is nobody in sight.
Just when I sit back down there's a knock at the door again.
I get back up, open the door, and once again nobody is there..????
So I'm looking all around to see who's messing with me and can't see anybody.
I finally look down and notice a snail at my doorstep.
In my aggravated mood I pick it up and throw him as far as I could.
About a week later, once again just chillin' at home, there is a knock at the door.
Open the door and nobody is there.
I look down and there is that exact same snail from a week ago.
He looks up at me and says ............. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!!?