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[TANKJR]

Once upon a time when I was at duck camp, wading around in ice water setting duck decoys, I looked down and my eyes came to rest on an Oyster...a really big Oyster....now this was no ordinary oyster...it spoke to me! It said, "Eat me!". Now I am not fond of raw oysters and replied, "I think not!", and shot it the finger. This friggin Oyster got all upset and started screaming obscenities at me..."G'DAMMIT, I SEZ EAT ME MF'r!!!"...I coolly said, "No fuckin' way, Jack!"....and that was the end of our conversation. I went back to the blind and told my huntin buddy what had just happened and he said, "Where is that MF'r?"...so I showed him and he picked it up, broke it open with the butt of his shotgun and ate it. There is no known moral to this story, except if you are a big Oyster, keep your mouth shut. Or don't smoke the good stuff when hunting.

[tikiroom]

Awhile back I was chillin' at the homestead and there was a knock at the door.
I get up to see who's there, but there is nobody in sight.
Just when I sit back down there's a knock at the door again.
I get back up, open the door, and once again nobody is there..????
So I'm looking all around to see who's messing with me and can't see anybody.
I finally look down and notice a snail at my doorstep.
In my aggravated mood I pick it up and throw him as far as I could.
About a week later, once again just chillin' at home, there is a knock at the door.
Open the door and nobody is there.
I look down and there is that exact same snail from a week ago.
He looks up at me and says ............. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!!?

[Dutch Pimp]

remember the giant bambu paper? smoked a joint rolled with one back in the old days!!!

Thai weed 'shermans' rolled by the best taxi drivers in 'nam...:thumbsup:..10 for $5

my hands were too shaky to roll & I needed some nerve medic...:smokin:

[gypski]

Thai weed 'shermans' rolled by the best taxi drivers in 'nam...:thumbsup:..10 for $5

my hands were too shaky to roll & I needed some nerve medic...:smokin:

Did you ever get Park Lanes? I did manage to toke a couple of OJs in Ok. :S2:

[BlueBlazer]

What the hell? Can't you guys take anything seriously?!?




:S2:

[BlueBlazer]

Has it been 5 years yet?

Sure feels like it . . .



Soon, oh soon the light
Pass within and sooth this endless night
We're waiting for you
Our reason to be here


Then I go dot, dot, dot . . . like in poetry.

[cturner1984]

if i was to change the way i walk i.e start walking backwards would my body parts change there ways.

i wish id of invented the ant farm




king kong aint got shit on me!

[BlueBlazer]

I agree! :thumbsup:


:smokin:

[Lynhal]

help I got a plant that has leaves and it is green. Is that ok?
I put in in some dirt. and I water it sometimes alot but sometimes just a little and it is wilting kinda bad.
Should I keep on taking it out of the dirt and wacking the roots on the wall? Or should I pluck all the small leaves and just leave the big ones? It is not too big and it is under a light. I white light. Do I need to fertilize it, or does it do that itself?...just kidding!:thumbsup:

O M G I am so laughing my ass off at your post! I almost didn't recognize you from your new forum pic; but once I started reading it I knew it was you.

Just too damn funny! I literally spewed water I was drinking on my laptop. That'll teach me to take a sip of anything while reading this forum! :rastasmoke:

[Lynhal]

Yeah, and you could get flag papers too!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol5:

Okay, who got desperate and made a pipe out of an apple or similar item? How about making a super thick tinfoil pipe?
Rolled a joint using paper that wasn't deemed "normal"?

I know you're out there ... show yourselves! :stoned: