Quote Originally Posted by BlueBlazer
So what happens if you're dropping a deuce when they come knocking and you flush before answering the door? Hope they like the evidence they hurry to save . . . [attachment=o263094]


I have to admit, many, many years ago, as I heard the backdoor being broken down, and I was watching, encouraging something swirling in the bowl, acting like I was at the horse track.............the when the doorway filled with a uniform and a pistol pointed at me, and the question of what was flushed, and and my reply of shit..................:S2: C'est la vie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol5:

That was totally different when the mess hall sergeant called base maintenance to come and retrieve what I may have flushed.........that time it was purported that they had recovered .0.05 grams of vegetable matter that was some how identified as marijuana.

Both resulted in stretches. imp: