Marijuana Quotes

[Lynhal]

:baggy::420thought::baggy:

â??They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When youâ??re high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that itâ??s not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.â?� -Bill Hicks

â??Donâ??t do drugs because if you do drugs youâ??ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.â?� -John Hardwick

â??Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and where they are they should be changed.â?� -Jimmy Carter

â??It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.â?� -Louis Armstrong

â??The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.â?� -Willie Nelson

â??Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?â?� -P.J. Oâ??Rourke

â??When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.â?� -Bob Marley

â??If you ainâ??t got a good job and you ainâ??t smokinâ?? weed, then I donâ??t know what the fuck you are doinâ?? wit your life.â?� -Kat Williams

â??Just hit the blunt one time and see if it donâ??t change your perception on whats important in your life.â?� -Kat Williams

â??Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a child; to perceive events with clarity; to look into the gates of paradise; to completely enjoy whatever you might be doing; to smile so hard that your jaw muscles get tired. Being high is to laugh at the silliest things; to understand things that have seemed absurd before; to have the aloofness of a cat; to afford a kinship with god. To be intoxicated with marijuana makes every superlative seem within your grasp. Being high makes life seem terribly good. Being high is simply grand.â?� -John Rosevear

â??When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.â?� -Barack Obama

â??Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didnâ??t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.â?� -Jay Leno

â??I used to smoke marijuana. But Iâ??ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening â?? or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk.â?� -Steve Martin

â??How many murders, suicides, robberies, criminal assaults, holdups, burglaries and deeds of maniacal insanity it causes each year, especially among the young, can only be conjecturedâ?¦No one knows, when he places a marijuana cigarette to his lips, whether he will become a joyous reveller in a musical heaven, a mad insensate, a calm philosopher, or a murdererâ?¦â?� -Harry J Anslinger

â??Make the most of the Indian Hemp Seed and sow it everywhere.â?� -George Washington

â??Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?â?� -Bob Saget

â??If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youâ??ll add eight to 24 years to your life.â?� -Jack Herer

â??Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.â?� -Melissa Etheridge

â??Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value, marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could.â?� -William F. Buckley, Jr.

â??Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the â??will of the peopleâ?� goes out the window.â?� -Bill Maher

â??I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?â?� -Willie Nelson

â??Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.â?� -Richard Neville

â??Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you donâ??t need to show me any data.â?� -Greg Scott

â??If organized religion is the opium of the masses, then disorganized religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe.â?� -Kerry Thornley

â??Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuanaâ?¦.We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a menace to society.â?� -U.S. Representative Dan Quayle, March 1977

Lynhal Reviewed by Lynhal on 01-12-2011. Marijuana Quotes :baggy::420thought::baggy: â??They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When youâ??re high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that itâ??s not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.â?� -Bill Hicks â??Donâ??t do drugs because if you do drugs youâ??ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.â?� -John Hardwick â??Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual Rating: 5

[BlueBlazer]

I'll play.

Marijuana is the finest anti-nausea medication known to science, and our leaders have lied about this consistently. [Arresting people for] medical marijuana is the most hideous example of government interference in the private lives of individuals. It's an outrage within an outrage within an outrage. ~ Peter McWilliams

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. ~ Bob Marley

The drug is really quite a remarkably safe one for humans, although it is really quite a dangerous one for mice and they should not use it. ~ J.W.D Henderson

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are. ~ Matt Lauer

The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this. ~ Albert Einstein

[Lynhal]

lol I like Matt's statement and I believe he was being comedic. Although, the only chocolate that made me feel similar was produced to make me feel that way.

[BlueBlazer]

lol I like Matt's statement and I believe he was being comedic. Although, the only chocolate that made me feel similar was produced to make me feel that way.

If I ever bite into a Hershey bar and get the same feeling as from cannabis . . . I'm buying a butt load of Hershey bars! :stoned:

[JohnnyZ]

â??Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.â?� -Richard Neville

fuck man that is a perfect quote for me!!!

[BlueBlazer]

â??Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.â?� -Richard Neville

fuck man that is a perfect quote for me!!!

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. :thumbsup:

My favorite is:

â??When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.â?� -Bob Marley

Very deep.

[RedLocks]

The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall - Bob Marley

[Lynhal]

If I ever bite into a Hershey bar and get the same feeling as from cannabis . . . I'm buying a butt load of Hershey bars! :stoned:

Not if I get there first LMAO! BB, I would be calling their wholesalers and begging for a piece of the "pie in the high sky" ...

and then contemplating whether they are making a special chocolate, sort of like the tobacco compaines adding a special little additive that forces addiction to cigarettes.

Most accounts of addiction do not list MJ or THC as one of them. Whew! :bong:

[gypski]

Many years ago back in the very early 70s, I got a lb brick that was wrapped in paper that said..."God giveth, God taketh away, God made grass and its here to stay". The quote was attributed to Ponch Pine.

[RedLocks]

Many years ago back in the very early 70s, I got a lb brick that was wrapped in paper that said..."God giveth, God taketh away, God made grass and its here to stay". The quote was attributed to Ponch Pine.

That's like how I found out about the existence of midget bowling . Got a package from a friend wrapped up in a classifieds section from the Village Voice, there was an advertisement for midget rentals for parties..