going to see Jerry Seinfeld

[maryjanemama]

the one where micky and kramer where acting out illnesses at a medical college,

Kramer: "Well...I have gonorrhea!"

Later on, Jerry's girlfriend, "It's Ok, I got gonorrhea from a tractor seat."

Jerry: "You can't get gonorrhea from a tractor seat!"

Jerry's gf: "I was riding the tractor in my bathing suit and my boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from the tractor seat."

[Edgar]

hahaha, or how about;



Kramer: "It all started when i got back from nam and this (pulls out liquor bottle) was the only friend i had left."

Mickey: " Thats my cirrhosis! He's stealing my cirrhosis!" (Mickey attacks Kramer)

Med student: :"hmm cirrhosis of the liver and... pcp addiction?"

[givemesomeweed]

i love that fuckin show