Concentra Physical and UA with QuickFix

[cpr3584]

Hey everyone. I was recently offered a new job so i went and bought some brand new quickfix with batch # ending in -10 from my local smoke shop. Human resources calls and tell me there will be physical as well. I nearly crapped myself with the thought of getting busted with an empty bottle while doc checks my john thomas. i'm taking the urine test and physical at Concentra in two days. I have confidence in quickfix from the users on these boards so im not to worried about that. My biggest fear is them stripping me to nothing but a gown before the test, or doing the physical first. im scared i wont have a chance to move the empty bottle to my jeans or jacket pocket prior to the physical. the new bottles are kinda large so my plan is to wear tight underwear and put the bottle right up next to my unit, then wear a pair of boxer briefs over that. hopefully they will do the drug test first so ill have a chance to move the bottle while im still in the bathroom. they may not even check my genitals bc its just a pre-empl. screen. im pretty nervous and its imperative i get this job so any advice would be appreciated. thx and happy tokin

cpr3584 Reviewed by cpr3584 on 01-11-2011. Concentra Physical and UA with QuickFix Hey everyone. I was recently offered a new job so i went and bought some brand new quickfix with batch # ending in -10 from my local smoke shop. Human resources calls and tell me there will be physical as well. I nearly crapped myself with the thought of getting busted with an empty bottle while doc checks my john thomas. i'm taking the urine test and physical at Concentra in two days. I have confidence in quickfix from the users on these boards so im not to worried about that. My biggest fear Rating: 5

[Deige]

Hey everyone. I was recently offered a new job so i went and bought some brand new quickfix with batch # ending in -10 from my local smoke shop. Human resources calls and tell me there will be physical as well. I nearly crapped myself with the thought of getting busted with an empty bottle while doc checks my john thomas. i'm taking the urine test and physical at Concentra in two days. I have confidence in quickfix from the users on these boards so im not to worried about that. My biggest fear is them stripping me to nothing but a gown before the test, or doing the physical first. im scared i wont have a chance to move the empty bottle to my jeans or jacket pocket prior to the physical. the new bottles are kinda large so my plan is to wear tight underwear and put the bottle right up next to my unit, then wear a pair of boxer briefs over that. hopefully they will do the drug test first so ill have a chance to move the bottle while im still in the bathroom. they may not even check my genitals bc its just a pre-empl. screen. im pretty nervous and its imperative i get this job so any advice would be appreciated. thx and happy tokin

Generally they will do the physical first and you will be in a gown, so having it on you may be a little tricky. I would strap it to the heat pad before you go into the facility and put it in the pocket of your coat or jeans. They will usually perform the physical and then you will get dressed for the drug screen. So, at that point you can remove the heat pad and tuck it under you nether region while you getting dressed.

A few tricks to heat up or cool down your sample after its poured in the cup: If it's too cold, simply rub your finger briskly on your pants and hold it to the temperature strip on the cup until you reach the desired temperature. If its too hot, lightly blow on the cup until it comes down the desired temperature.

[cpr3584]

so ur saying they will do the physical first, then most likely they will give me a chance to change into gown. i will have a chance to move the bottle then from my crotch to my pocket. i guess what im saying is that it sounds like i should go in with it in my crotch in case they first tell me to empty my pockets and drug test.

[Deige]

so ur saying they will do the physical first, then most likely they will give me a chance to change into gown. i will have a chance to move the bottle then from my crotch to my pocket. i guess what im saying is that it sounds like i should go in with it in my crotch in case they first tell me to empty my pockets and drug test.

No... You will do the physical in the gown and will change back into your street clothes for the UA. I would leave the bottle in your pocket when you go in an after the physical, move it too your crotch.

You can try this but I would be leary of the dreaded "Turn your head and cough" routine.

[cpr3584]

different users have a different experiences going through this company concentra, some say they have taken the UA first. im pretty sketched out i guess there is no sure-fire place to keep the bottle when you enter the facility. i suppose ill take ur advice or i may just not even go.

[cpr3584]

this is the report from another user on this site:
When I arrived I told the lady I was ready to pee, and asked to take the urinalysis first. After filling out some paperwork and waiting a bit for a total of around 20 minutes I was led to the back. Height/weight was checked, then I was given a cup to pee in. I was instructed not to flush the toilet.

I removed the QF from the pocket and poured it into the cup, then put the empty QF back in the pocket in my drawers. I had to pee pretty bad, so I did that in the toilet. That could have been a bad idea. The color of the QF that was now in the cup and the color of the pee in the toilet were way different then each other. I was kind of concerned that the lady would notice that, thank god she did not! So if you don't really have to go then don't, especially if you have taken a bunch of vitamin B, as it makes your pee bright yellow.

After this my vision was checked, then I was led into an examination room. I was really worried about getting a hernia check, as I still had a empty bottle in my crotch. Luckily the nurse left the room, and I quickly stuffed the empty bottle and my additional pair of undies (with a pocket crappily sewed into them) into my coat pocket. I was home free!

The doc cam in and finished up the exam, which didn't even end up including a hernia exam. Looking forward to starting my new job!

BTW, on my Concentra sheet Unregulated 5 panel and physical were the only things checked.

[Deige]

this is the report from another user on this site:
When I arrived I told the lady I was ready to pee, and asked to take the urinalysis first. After filling out some paperwork and waiting a bit for a total of around 20 minutes I was led to the back. Height/weight was checked, then I was given a cup to pee in. I was instructed not to flush the toilet.

I removed the QF from the pocket and poured it into the cup, then put the empty QF back in the pocket in my drawers. I had to pee pretty bad, so I did that in the toilet. That could have been a bad idea. The color of the QF that was now in the cup and the color of the pee in the toilet were way different then each other. I was kind of concerned that the lady would notice that, thank god she did not! So if you don't really have to go then don't, especially if you have taken a bunch of vitamin B, as it makes your pee bright yellow.

After this my vision was checked, then I was led into an examination room. I was really worried about getting a hernia check, as I still had a empty bottle in my crotch. Luckily the nurse left the room, and I quickly stuffed the empty bottle and my additional pair of undies (with a pocket crappily sewed into them) into my coat pocket. I was home free!

The doc cam in and finished up the exam, which didn't even end up including a hernia exam. Looking forward to starting my new job!

BTW, on my Concentra sheet Unregulated 5 panel and physical were the only things checked.

I do not have experience with Concentra, but have had a physical and UA at a hospital. The physical was done first and the UA second. You can do what you want and if your finding other peoples experiences at the same facility, then go with it. It's really hard to judge what they may do, but take into account that this guy(person you quoted above) went straight in and said he had to piss bad. If he hadn't then maybe they would have done the physical first. Just my :twocents:.

[cpr3584]

thanks for ur info and if anyone else has experience w/ physicals and ua please post. i still have not decided whether to go in with it on my balls or in my pocket. im gonna go tomorrow to get it over with. so i have one day to decide

[cpr3584]

also dont u think that going in there saying u gotta piss right away is kinda suspicious

[Deige]

also dont u think that going in there saying u gotta piss right away is kinda suspicious

Not if you confident in yourself and your a smooth talker.