Hate to ask, but advice would be great

[RockerMom]

Sorry to be asking the same question everyone else has asked. I just got called for a random. Tomorrow at 11:30 I go. Used to be a heavy smoker, but not since I started on subs. I usually get tested every 30 days now, so I smoke right after the test and then only for a few days, and have tested clean doing that. I last burned on December 30th, maybe about a quarter oz over 2 days and none since. Now I get called for a test tomorrow. I didn't smoke a whole lot, and was clean prior to that. I'm drinking as much green tea as I can. I weigh about 105#. It's kinda late to go out looking for detox tea or whatever, and I haven't lived here long so I don't even know where to start looking for it.
What are the odds of testing positive tomorrow? I'm trying to drink at least a gallon of tea before then. And I know enough to take a vitamin before I go. I don't have a lot of money to spend right now, but can anyone tell me where I would find the cheapest at-home test? There is CVS, RiteAid and Walgreens close by.
And I know now that I have to order something to keep around the house for the next time I get called for a random. But what?

RockerMom Reviewed by RockerMom on 01-11-2011. Hate to ask, but advice would be great Sorry to be asking the same question everyone else has asked. I just got called for a random. Tomorrow at 11:30 I go. Used to be a heavy smoker, but not since I started on subs. I usually get tested every 30 days now, so I smoke right after the test and then only for a few days, and have tested clean doing that. I last burned on December 30th, maybe about a quarter oz over 2 days and none since. Now I get called for a test tomorrow. I didn't smoke a whole lot, and was clean prior to that. Rating: 5

[40oz]

Ok, well first of all, there is nothing- nothing- on the market that that will "detox" you. Your only real hope of passing a drug test with hot urine is cheating, and that can be done by using another person's clean pee, or diluting your own pee. If you dilute your own pee, you need to add vitamins and chemicals to it to give it weight and a little color, otherwise your test results will come back void (this is not equal to failing a drug test, fyi)

As for your odds, it is extremely hard to say, it depends on your metabolism. If you have a fast metabolism and exercise a lot, you will have much better odds than if you have a slow metabolism and sit around all day.

So is there hope? Yes. Based on the info you have given, it has been nearly 2 weeks since your last toke, and you are not a regular smoker. You have some relatively decent odds of being able to pass the test. Here are some things you can do to help your odds:

1. Drink water and/or coffee before the test. I would say drink a lot, but then you will need to load up on stuff like vitamin B, salt and Gatorade to have a passable urine sample, and we don't want to have to spend money on that stuff, do we?

2.Take a few aspirin 45 mins to an hour before your test

3. MOST IMPORTANT- Make sure you pee in the toilet for a little before you fill up the cup, and make sure it is not your first pee of the day.Your first pee of the day, and the initial streams of each subsequent pee will have the highest concentration of chemicals.


As for cheap at home tests, Im sure all the stores will have similarly priced units, just pick the store you feel will have the better deal.
Good luck, and if you have any more questions, please ask. We love helping people here.

[steezyd]

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[Deige]

Sorry to be asking the same question everyone else has asked. I just got called for a random. Tomorrow at 11:30 I go. Used to be a heavy smoker, but not since I started on subs. I usually get tested every 30 days now, so I smoke right after the test and then only for a few days, and have tested clean doing that. I last burned on December 30th, maybe about a quarter oz over 2 days and none since. Now I get called for a test tomorrow. I didn't smoke a whole lot, and was clean prior to that. I'm drinking as much green tea as I can. I weigh about 105#. It's kinda late to go out looking for detox tea or whatever, and I haven't lived here long so I don't even know where to start looking for it.
What are the odds of testing positive tomorrow? I'm trying to drink at least a gallon of tea before then. And I know enough to take a vitamin before I go. I don't have a lot of money to spend right now, but can anyone tell me where I would find the cheapest at-home test? There is CVS, RiteAid and Walgreens close by.
And I know now that I have to order something to keep around the house for the next time I get called for a random. But what?

If you can pick up a home test kit you will have a better idea of whether your clean or not. Ive bought them at Walmart and they were around $20... They are probably going to be the same price at your local Walgreen's or CVS. You will want to take your home test using the first urination of the day, when your THCA concentration is at its highest.

If you can pass your home test, you will have no problem passing the scheduled random test and will not need to dilute your urine. If you don't pass then you'll need to follow the dilution thread or find and clean friends sample to substitute. You can find all the information on this below my signature under Dilution and Substitution.

[RockerMom]

Thanks for the info. What does the aspirin do?
Many, many years ago, I was a heavy duty smoker and needed to pass for a great job. I quit 12 days before the test, and drank some of that GoldenSeal tea from GNC the night prior/early morning of the test. I puked it all up! But passed Maybe it was giving it up for 12 days (seemed like a lifetime), or maybe it was the amount of tea...who knows. I guess that's why I was thinking the stuff was still out there, although I couldn't find it at GNC.
One more question, is just a regular multi-vitamin good for tomorrow a.m.? Oh and, all the green tea, will it mess up the suboxone that's supposed to be in me? I will do one before I go, but still ..... I'm just freakin' I guess. Sure could use a hit

[RockerMom]

If you can pick up a home test kit you will have a better idea of whether your clean or not. Ive bought them at Walmart and they were around $20... They are probably going to be the same price at your local Walgreen's or CVS. You will want to take your home test using the first urination of the day, when your THCA concentration is at its highest.

If you can pass your home test, you will have no problem passing the scheduled random test and will not need to dilute your urine. If you don't pass then you'll need to follow the dilution thread or find and clean friends sample to substitute. You can find all the information on this below my signature under Dilution and Substitution.

Thanks, I did read all of that. I don't have anyone who can give me a clean urine. Except my son. Or my husband. I don't think I should risk a male specimen. And this is not for probation or anything court ordered. I just risk losing my suboxone

[Deige]

Thanks, I did read all of that. I don't have anyone who can give me a clean urine. Except my son. Or my husband. I don't think I should risk a male specimen. And this is not for probation or anything court ordered. I just risk losing my suboxone

They cannot tell if its male or female, so this won't be a problem. They will only test for the presence of drugs.

Aspirin is outdated tech and no longer works. It was used to deter the original first generation EMIT test that has since been replaced by the EMIT II.

Check your multi-vitamin bottle and check to see if it contains B2. This is the vitamin that is used to color the urine so that it doesn't look diluted.