"all fruit ferments while decaying producing alcohol."

"yeah but man made alcohol, it doesn't grow in trees, doesn't flow from rivers, its a man made substance"

Nature makes it too, and in many cases it does grow on trees. Apes are often seen drunk after eating fermenting fruit and the clever little buggers have started stealing drinks from people because they recognise the taste.

I hate the stuff but nature creates alcohol as well as cannabis.

peace