Quote Originally Posted by gypski
Years ago, I got a genuine Philadelphia Cheese Steak with provolone cheese, fried onions and real sandwich steak, along with crushed hot peppers and ketchup. I wasn't paying attention when the old boy was putting on the peppers, and I usually knew how he made sandwiches. That sandwich was HOT, but it was even hotter then next morning!!! A bucket of ice would have made a better toilet!!! :lol5:
:S2: Just for future reference if it ever comes up in your life again ... when you know you are eating something really spicy hot, do yourself a favor and before using the restroom put some Aquaphor or any type of diaper cream around the skin of your rectum. Not only will it burn less but it will also ad in the nasty clean up afterwards.

Damn, I must be high to be giving such advice, but it has worked for me on more than one occassion. :stoned: