Quote Originally Posted by reverandbanana
Hi everyone.

I have done some reading on this forum and I cannot come to a decent conclusion on detoxing my body in time for Drug test.

My test is on the 31st January (this month)

I smoke between a £10 or £20 of bud every day (thats 1.4 gram for £10 or 2.8 gram for £20) I know thats expensive but thats what everyone gives round here.

I smoke for various reasons - the buzz, to feel normal (i feel im addicted and get anxious when i havn't had a decent joint)

Now i have a drug test comming up on the 31st January, its a supervised test, i have to pee into a container in front of the doctor (i can turn my back but so he can't see my penis and also - becuase i can't pee if someones watching)

Now my main issue, i cannot use anyone elses urine, my normal doctor would allow me to use the toilets to have a pee in the cup - meaning i could easily fake the test with someone elses urine BUT this is not my normal doctor - its a doctor provided by the DVLA (driving licence company) and he Supervises you pee'ing into the cup.

I need some help in detoxing in time for the test.

I did the test before and stopped smoking for nearly 7 weeks and i passed the test, however this time - they have cracked down hard on the amount of time you have to take book your test from the date they sent you the letter.

I have tried to say i have not received the letter so they emailed it... no way of extending any time their... so what can i do.

The letter was dated 3rd January and my test is 31st January thats less than 4 weeks away...

I smoke some strong White Widow on the 3rd... since that day i havn't touched it and i have not been around anyone that smokes it...

Im getting the swets really bad now as my body is cleaning its self, or maybe this is due to anxiety because i have not had a smoke for 2 days.

Can someone help please, im really worried that I wont have detox'ed fully for the test on the 31st, everyones been telling me that it takes minium of 6 weeks to rid the body of the THC.

Please can someone help, ive started taking Milk Thistle tables and im also drinking Tea and Coffee on a regular basis through the day, I also like a drink of alcohol on an evening, tonight im having a couple of whiskeys with my father.


Thanks for reading, hope someone can help.

Any replies appreciated.
ReverandBanana
The milk thistle has no affect on the rate that THCA is filtered through the body and drinking fluids(coffee, tea, water) daily will not help you to clean out faster. Your only hope is rigorous exercise(cardio works best), a high fiber diet(Metamucil works great) and time. I would pick up some cheap test strips and periodically test yourself up until test time. Remember to use the first urination of the day when doing this.

Those three things alone are the only way to rid your body of THC. You may also want to read the Dilution thread in case you need to refer to it the day of the test. You can find it under my signature at the bottom of the page.