I need help i wanna smoke weeed but....

[cannae007]

oops,,,posted twice soz

[sharpezor]

that made no sense to me

im with you

[TheLion]

Ya drink a bunch of listerine right before, then you can get caught for boozin too. I like the idea of pissing now and saving it. You can't do that through the court system, because they watch you piss, but I dont think your mom is going to stare at your shit while you piss for her. If she does, turn around and piss on her, and say "look mom, I'm on drugs"

LMFAO. That has to be some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.

As an aside, that's a fucking great avatar jakenthegentiles.

[tandream]

Hey man make sure its not the only test you ever pass,

[hipEstoner]

they cant drug test you without your permission,, its law now,, i just went in for one yesterday and said no and they said,"sorry, we cant test him without his compliance"

[Lurker]

i think if you smoke a little after a few days it will be gone depends on your body metabolism though n how fast you burn your fats.

[ShamanicHippy]

hey just tell her you smoke. show her this site and a few others (I reccomend www.hippie.com) and make her realize that it is not a bad thing......or piss on her

[CanaBliss]

Tell the truth man, be hippie-style that's wut I am! how the fuck does a listerine bottle get u drunk?
Wouldnt u b like fresh breathe for 5 days?? lol
How big of a bottle?

[slipknotpsycho]

don't do it you can die from it but yes you can get drunk from listerine.....someone in my family was in rehab for alcohol and he kept fuking himself and drinking listerine just to get drunk....he eventually died from it tho....but yea you can get drunk from it...and it ain't no little bottle either.....one of those family sized huge ass ones...

[llamaman666]

If you flushed with listerine wouldn't the alchahol then show up?