I need help i wanna smoke weeed but....

[Reefer Rogue]

i mean are they going to literally take out your ding dong and press on your bladder and make you piss? .

LMFAO! Good stuff, i agree with everything you said.

[sanganja]

i totally agree with slipknotdude, you have to tell the truth to your familly and show them that smoking weed doesnt afect you as a person or as a student..... slowly they are going to realize that you are right weed isnt bad as they think and maybe one day you all will smoke a big fat "peta" as a beatifull and happy familly....
good luck.........................( i am from south america so i speak spanish, sorry if i dont express my self as i wnted to)

[The Brotherhood.]

to get your system clean.....take 6 shots of vinigar or dip your fingers in bleach and piss through them.works for my friends everytime.

[yoda]

the only thing with refusing to take a drug test is that my mom will consider that as failing it. if you can do it in an unobvious manner, i say take your own piss test, and give it to your mom if you know its clean.

[jakenthegentiles]

shes fucken with u whocares just dont be dumb and dont get caught
what r they guna do un zip ur pants hold ur cock and squeez it tillu piss be liek fuck u i ant don shit
and im runnen awaycaus u dontunderstand me

[jakenthegentiles]

o som one said taht alredy im to lazy to read allteh posts

[ihateapplesandsalt]

Piss now and save it!

[RedRainDrop]

well they might be just saying that to scare you, i know my parents tried to scare me with that one.. they wouldint aver take me in though.

[supersonicchronic]

Ya drink a bunch of listerine right before, then you can get caught for boozin too. I like the idea of pissing now and saving it. You can't do that through the court system, because they watch you piss, but I dont think your mom is going to stare at your shit while you piss for her. If she does, turn around and piss on her, and say "look mom, I'm on drugs"

[slipknotpsycho]

Ya drink a bunch of listerine right before, then you can get caught for boozin too. I like the idea of pissing now and saving it. You can't do that through the court system, because they watch you piss, but I dont think your mom is going to stare at your shit while you piss for her. If she does, turn around and piss on her, and say "look mom, I'm on drugs"

roflmfaopimp!!! that's somthing i would do literally....lol and then after that say somthing like well my pp loves attention and he must direct himself at anyone else in the room