Definitely the Bahamas or somewhere in the Carribean where i could pay to have anything done, keep my door open most of the time, and just kick back and smoke a spliff. I do want to grow my own food and weed, and have some animals of some sort(maybe Chupacabra like in the other thread lol). Probably like giraffes. Giraffes are tight. Or maybe flamingos. Now I want a flamingo farm in the Caribbean. Dammit Neon for starting this thread and making me want flamingos.