So here goes:

I got a call from HR last week to let me know I was hired. Excellent news. I stopped smoking a few days before I got the call because hey, why not get ahead of the game. So anyway, I've been scouring these forums for weeks, getting as much information as I can about the natural detox method, synthetic, etc, etc...even have a bottle of QF ready to go. Wanted to cover all my bases. Even though I haven't received information on my test date, I'm already nervous as all hell because they want me to start in 3 weeks. Basically, I'm freaking out and already had a drug test nightmare...I ended up pissing on the drug test lady in the dream. I woke up laughing.

Now the best part about my dilemma, is that I had forgotten I had passed a drug test 5 years ago, and I did it it with no research whatsoever. I borrowed my brothers urine the day of, capped it in a strange medicine bottle, heated it up with my car heater on the way, taped it to my thigh before I went inside the building, no temp check...passed.

Guess I was lucky, and really stupid. Hopefully, I will be just as lucky and not nearly as foolish this time. I will surely post my results. Peace
mutedfusion Reviewed by mutedfusion on . Interesting story So here goes: I got a call from HR last week to let me know I was hired. Excellent news. I stopped smoking a few days before I got the call because hey, why not get ahead of the game. So anyway, I've been scouring these forums for weeks, getting as much information as I can about the natural detox method, synthetic, etc, etc...even have a bottle of QF ready to go. Wanted to cover all my bases. Even though I haven't received information on my test date, I'm already nervous as all hell Rating: 5