Probation drug test on Monday

[webdox]

I'm not a scientist on THC and piss tests, but if its fat stored, don't eat for 24 hours or minimal for 48 hours and load your urine with albumin, and that's a sign of fat cells being burned off. Take the home test during. But.....when I was on probation, I stayed clean because I wasn't giving them a chance to fuck me further!!! :twocents:

This is the exact opposite of what you want to do. You WANT to eat a bunch of fatty foods, not be fasting in the hours leading up to your test and albumin? I'll bite. How are water soluble proteins going to help you pass your test?

webdox Reviewed by webdox on 12-13-2010. Probation drug test on Monday Hey guys,first post here. I've been on probation since May 12th of 2009. The only time I got drug tested though was the first time I went to meet my PO. However, I'd like to ask questions just to be sure. I see my PO Monday, Dec. 13th. The last time I smoked was last Saturday Dec. 4th at night, and the time before that was November 30th. I basically go about my probation as quitting for 3 weeks, go see my PO (pretty sure I'll be clean, I'm a healthy and fit person, and I drink a lot of Rating: 5

[gypski]

This is the exact opposite of what you want to do. You WANT to eat a bunch of fatty foods, not be fasting in the hours leading up to your test and albumin? I'll bite. How are water soluble proteins going to help you pass your test?

Then why do you want to store more fat eating Big Macs? Some say, exercise, drink lots of water, burn off the fat cells that are loaded, and not eating helps burn fat cells. But, I don't care. I absolutely refuse for any reason to take a piss test that is testing specifically for cannabis use as far as employment goes, and for LEO, not without absolute probable cause. No inventions, I smell crap.

I stayed clean for a little over two years. It was torture!!! :S2:

[Burnt Toast]

The LAST thing a person would want to do is burn fat cells if s/he has less than 3 days until the scheduled U/A. As I stated earlier, when fat cells burn, the stored THCA are released back into the bloodstream, filtered by the kidneys, and end up in the bladder. THC DOES NOT burn away with the fat cells....it would be nice if they do, but it just doesnt work that way.

For those 3 days, a person should avoid exercise and be as lazy as possible to prevent a bunch of THCA from being released into the bloodstream, which will end up in the urine to be detected.

Nobody can prove niacin works.

Nobody can prove it doesn't either.

Well, with that being said, wouldnt it to be wiser to stick with factual info and proven methods to pass a U/A, considering that careers, families, and freedoms depend on the outcome of a U/A?

[gypski]

The LAST thing a person would want to do is burn fat cells if s/he has less than 3 days until the scheduled U/A. As I stated earlier, when fat cells burn, the stored THCA are released back into the bloodstream, filtered by the kidneys, and end up in the bladder. THC DOES NOT burn away with the fat cells....it would be nice if they do, but it just doesnt work that way.

For those 3 days, a person should avoid exercise and be as lazy as possible to prevent a bunch of THCA from being released into the bloodstream, which will end up in the urine to be detected.
Well, with that being said, wouldnt it to be wiser to stick with factual info and proven methods to pass a U/A, considering that careers, families, and freedoms depend on the outcome of a U/A?

I think mandatory piss tests should be outlawed unless DOT, LEO and legislators. Never happen thought and I will never submit. No argument, my body is my property and no piss tests allowed, like trespassers. I'm sorry people have to endure it to get jobs now days that pay chump change. :thumbsup: