Hair test comin up, freakin out a bit

[Nastynate16]

Hey guys, this is my first post here so bare with me.

Basically I was just notified from a potential job that I need to take a hair test before I can start. I had a feeling that I was going to get drug tested so I had one last smoke on Oct 9th and I have the drug test on Dec 20th. However, I assumed that the drug test was going to be a piss test and not a hair test. Ive been doing my research on the possible Macujo and Jerry G methods, and just wanted to get some input.

Im 21 years old, caucasian, male, brown hair, weigh 140 lbs and have a fast metabolism. I feel my hair grows fairly quick. I got a haircut 2 weeks ago before I even knew that i was going to be tested. I got it cut with a 3 1/2 razor on sides and scizzors on top. I now have about 2 inches of hair on the top of my head.

I would consider myself to be a light user. The last time I smoked was october 9th, and I was very high. Previous to that I would smoke around 2 to 4 times a month.

From what I have found out, they need 1 and half inches of hair on the top of my head otherwise they take from other places. The only other place on my body with hair that long is my pits, so i figure ill trim that down a bit. The test goes back about 90 days, and I will be around the 70 day mark at that time. Between that 70 and 90 mark i probably only smoked like 2 times.

Just lookin for some input on what you think I should do. Ive been reading that heavy users with less time then me have passed so that gives me hope. Otherwise im freakin out a bit. Do you think the Macujo or Jerry G method is worth it for me? Should I bleach my hair? Or do you think something like the zydot treatment alone would be enough? Thanks in advance

Nastynate16 Reviewed by Nastynate16 on 12-09-2010. Hair test comin up, freakin out a bit Hey guys, this is my first post here so bare with me. Basically I was just notified from a potential job that I need to take a hair test before I can start. I had a feeling that I was going to get drug tested so I had one last smoke on Oct 9th and I have the drug test on Dec 20th. However, I assumed that the drug test was going to be a piss test and not a hair test. Ive been doing my research on the possible Macujo and Jerry G methods, and just wanted to get some input. Im 21 years old, Rating: 5

[Jerry G]

How many times have you smoked in the last 90 days? Give me a number, I don't like to do the math...

[Nastynate16]

How many times have you smoked in the last 90 days? Give me a number, I don't like to do the math...

By the time i have to take the test it will be 70 days since the last time i smoked. And i only smoked one other time before that within the 90 day period. So 2 times within the past 90 days. The total amount that i smoked was probably equal to a dime and a half.

[Jerry G]

You should be fine...

[Nastynate16]

You should be fine...

Thanks, I hope your right. Should I get the zydot treatment to be safe or would that be a waste of money?

[bluefin93]

Jerry G, are you still here? I have been clean for 21 days, and out of work for almost two years. I have a michigan MMC, but need a job bad. Will have to take a hair test. I think it will be Quest, but not sure. I have begun your method, and have been using N/Tgell extra strength since I found out about this test. I read all sorts of stories, most falled but were smoking right up to a few days before they started getting clean. With what you know, do you think I have a chance. I was a moderate smoker, maybe once a day, small 1/2 gram rolled sticks. Please advise to provide some comfort if possible.

Thanks

[Deige]

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If you think that you are going to charge someone money using an upstanding members information... Then think again! The information on this site is free to anyone looking for help and will continue to be. Jerry G's method can be accessed by doing an advanced search in the drug testing forum under his username and if you cannot find it, I will be more than happy to post it for you.

Testclean1, you may want to read the forum rules before you decide to post here.

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[Burnt Toast]

Exactly Deige.

Any anyone who charges such a low price on services yet still ask for credit card info should be regarded as highly suspect. Especially since the services (namely drug testing info) can easily be found online for free.

BEWARE! This smells every bit of a scam to obtain credit card/personal info for nefarious purposes. :wtf:

[Jerry G]

I will provide the EXACT instructions needed to follow the Jerry G method. 100% pass rate for heavy smokers who follow these instructions exactly. You need to ask yourself how bad you want to pass this test. This process will not be fun and will not be cheap, but you will pass 100% guaranteed when followed exactly.

Fee

Basic - $0.99
Premium - $ 1.99



-Basic includes line by line instructions for passing a hair test using the Jerry G method. Delivery via email guaranteed within 24 hours.

-Premium includes Basic + customer service for any questions you may have.

1. Send $0.99 or $1.99 to [email protected] via paypal. We accept credit/debit card or paypal transfer.

2. Send your unique confirmation number to [email protected]

3. Instructions delivered via email within 24 hours.

Really?