Quote Originally Posted by richieguy69
Both of the candidates in this election were douchebags. Is it so hard to find a reasonable intelligent candidate who isn't a money/power hungry pig? Although i figure by the time our generation gets into the White House it may be a little better.
Balding Man: You... don't belong here, Stan. You should return home.
Stan: I can't. I was banished for not voting.
Balding Man: But, why on earth wouldn't you wanna vote?
Stan: I think voting is great. I just didn't care this time because it was between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.
Balding Man: But Stan, don't you know, it's always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Nearly every election since the beginning of time has been between some douche and some turd. They're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics.