Quote Originally Posted by mprobasco
A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!".
This made me giggle.
JohnnyZ Reviewed by JohnnyZ on . Funny as hell,:S2: marijuana quotes, etc..... Well I thought some of this was funny. So here's some stuff I found around the web. Enjoy!! Actually said, "Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know? ... I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.'" - George W. Bush . .. Rating: 5