A man sees a strange funeral procession going down the street. First one hearse, then another, then a man walking a dog, and finally a single-file line of about 50 men.

Curious the man goes over to the one who is walking the dog and asks, "What's going on here?"

The man with the dog sadly says, "My dog attacked and killed my wife, that's her in the first hearse." "Then my mother-in-law jumped in to try and help and my dog attacked and killed her too." "That's her in the second hearse."

"Wow" says the man. After a few moments of silence he says, "Can I borrow your dog?" The man says, "Get in line."

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