Funny as hell,:S2: marijuana quotes, etc.....

[BlueBlazer]

Hey blueblazer, thanks for the email mate.:stoned:

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BlueBlazer Reviewed by BlueBlazer on 11-08-2010. Funny as hell,:S2: marijuana quotes, etc..... Well I thought some of this was funny. So here's some stuff I found around the web. Enjoy!! Actually said, "Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know? ... I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.'" - George W. Bush . .. Rating: 5

[mprobasco]

All that s*** was funny as hell. loved that youtube flick n that makeup joke lol. Actually all that stuff was funny. I'm about to find a nice list of things like this to enlighten all yall too might take me a bit.

[TANKJR]

BLIND COWBOY
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
;4.. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

No offense to blondes intended!