I went to UNC. There is a road east of town off 34 near kersey, county road 49. The road is totally straight from greeley to i76, very smoker friendly. We used to pile in the car and drive until we smoked half our stash, then turn around to go back home. We only got to i76 once, that was a lot of smoking. The straight road was friendly to the activities going on in the car.

Obviously this is hypothetical.