I used to work at the Dry Cleaners and had many amusing things happen, i.e.;

My principal bring her lingerie to be washed and dried, some things I should NOT have to handle or see .

Cleaning one guys laundry and finding about 15 roaches in his pocket, which he said I could keep.

One crazy lady parking in the middle of the sidewalk and then coming in and telling me my parking space sucked.

That was sort of off topic, I apologize.