Quote Originally Posted by Looker
Ok so the girl that says one of her french fries was a finger, (y'know multimilliondollar lawsuit) is getting arrested for a false report to law enforcement...

Been there done that what I used to do was go into a restaurant and order..lets say..broasted chicken..get the chicken start eatin and add a SEVERED HEAD to the plate of broasted chicken... when the waitress came over to ask how the meal was , I just say: WELL EVERYTHING IS GREAT 'CEPT FOR THIS SEVERED HEAD I FOUND IN MY BROASTED CHICKEN....

I get free meals that way all the time...........

LOL. Yeah, that's a good one. I'll have to try it. I usually just wash dishes if its a really expensive meal: "How will you be taking care of this tonight, sir?" I just say "Oh, I'll be washing dishes tonight, thank you" as confident as cash.