Thanks guys! So... my updated status... here's how it went down:

Sat in the office waiting for my name to be called. I was wayyy more nervous than I thought I would be. I'm a pretty smart guy... I know in the back of my mind that as long as my temp is good, there's nothing to worry about, but DAMN... I sure as hell couldn't relax! I had a hard time filling out the paperwork cuz of the shaky hands, but got 'er done.

My name was called and I went back into the little testing room. The bathroom was like one of those mini-bathrooms... it felt overcrowded with just me in there! So she gave me all the details... don't flush, fill up to this line, blah blah blah. I get in there, slide the door shut (yes, slide the door shut, wasn't a hinged door), lock the door, and immediately take out the bottle and take the cap off to pour in my "piss" (I decided to go with the pour technique rather than squirting the synthetic in the cup with the squirt cap... partly because I was trying to be discrete and partly because I didn't trust the other cap. I would have hated to have that fake piss all over my pants if the squirt cap malfunctioned).

After I poured the contents into the cup (temp read 96-97 on my bottle, couldn't read the temp on the specimen cup though. The temp strip on the cup just had different colors on it, no actual numbers.) I pissed my contaminated piss into the toilet, pinched her off, then squirted a few more drops as if to "top off" the specimen cup. I was so concentrated on making sure I didn't fuck things up with the synthetic urine that after I was done pissing I flushed the toilet. Right after I did that she said, "You're not supposed to flush the toilet, Eduardo (not really my name, just made it up lol)." So I immediately opened the door cuz I was freaking out. It's such a natural reaction I didn't even think twice about it. Apparently she was OK with it... she signed my paperwork, talked about my hopeful new job for a sec, and I was on my way.

I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, but has anyone else flushed the toilet on accident? I'm assuming because she's sending my specimen off to the lab that everything went OK on her end? Just kind of curious about this as well, but has anyone flushed the toilet and been in trouble for it?

One last thing to add... it was to my understanding that they collect 2 oz. of fluid. In my case, she drew a line on the cup and said to pee up to that line. That line was RIGHT at 3 oz. So some advice for you future guys... I would buy something that has AT LEAST 3 oz. of synthetic urine in it. I just wouldn't risk coming up short.

All in all... still pretty nervous, but fairly confident it will work. Still keepin' my fingers crossed and I'm about to blaze some chronic to calm the nerves imp: